.Tuesday, May 19, 2009 ' 9:26 PM Y
;all the things i'll never say.
worst-case scenarios are so yesterday
today was all about break-ups; howdyhoo! so me&cheryl again and this time we wanted to experiment with different methods of breaking up. i think we've had 3 types so far:
1) the weepy break-up.
-lots of crying on girl/guy 's part.
- loud wailing and shirt tugging and remorseful begging.
2) the friendly break-up.
i don't care. there are such things no matter whut you think. two people are happy together but it died away and they shook on it and went on alone. it sounds almost rhymey. but yeah. it happens too.
3) the angry break-up.
-lots a screaming/ punching/ throwing/ growling/ pouncing/ yelling/ spitting/ kicking/. it just involves violence and you ought not to be within 3 metres of them during that period.
ohkay. so before we launched into a full-fledged role play/ description for each type of breakup; it was sorta customary/ du-uh to do the classic ole' line . you know it as well as we do(:"it's not you, it's me."
no shyt hunh. that;s like, a break-up thing. so anyhoos, we got the convo going and i got to be the girl since i wanted to. and also because i wanted to do the dumping(: ohkay. read on, if you must. but it became hilarously funny- plus a massive amount of stupid on my part- here goes: we talked, one sentence at a time, until it was time for the classic ole' line. so hem'. i faced her very sombrely; and said:
"it's not me, it's you."
but of course, we were oblivious to it; and we walked on. but suddenly, we both stopped. and turned to face each other. aaaaaaand a moment of suddenly, i realised passed over us. so i sputtered oh shit and bounced away from cheryl in disbelief/ amusement. and we had a mighty long laugh-o-fest(:
but that's beside the point. i can't believe i said it wrongly gahhh. what if i screw up a break-up next time? O: and that classic ole' line is a little queer if you get my drift. it's not you, it's me ?? so whut; it's like; 'hey dude. this is totally my fault and i was the one who screwed the relationship up so bad that im reciting cheesy breakup lines now' sorta thing. i mean; hullo. if you're gonna dump the guy, do it while you still have a teensy shred of d-d-d-dignity,. and not end up putting the blame on yourself. it's so classic. honestly; i think my variation is tons better. "it's not me, it's you;;" hell yeah; take that heeeiiiya!.
anyhoos, i guess we'll be doin' the weepy break-up tomorrow; and i so wanna be the guy so she'll have to cling onto me and cry. oh wait a sec; in weepy break-ups; does the girl or guy cry? what-the-ham; i never noticed that question before. let's see. the girl cries cos its always hard to break someone else's heart; and the guy cries cos he's being dumped? ( pardonne; i know i'm being biased here; that breakups are always girl-ditch-guy but that's my standard example and it would ease confusion so bloody bear with it.)
anyways, if both the guy& girl are gonna cry, then they can jolly well cling onto each other's tees and have a sob-fest. which is weird; considering they are breaking up. but whatever. that's irrevelant. by the way; i can't wait to do the angry breakup and i wanna be the girl! theoritically because a guy can't hit a girl. which pretty much leaves the throwing/kicking/screaming/punching for the girl(((:
whatever it is; the fact remains; tomorrow i'm gonna have a weepy break-up ; wish me luck!(:
oh please baby; it's not me, it's you.